Rails Jesus

jesse: I was sitting there trying to think
jesse: of how this guy WASN'T going to be screwed
jesse: and I can't think of a way
jesse: I just want to be like rails jesus
jesse: bringing salvation through the land
jesse: but I'm just one man!
trek: "a head is perfectly good tool for hammering a nail. I'm just trying to spare you a headache"
jesse: the thing is, more,
jesse: that I don't have time to do it by myself
jesse: even though I could
jesse: but
jesse: I don't know anyone else who's programming in rails around here
trek: yeah
trek: well
trek: nyfp
jesse: yeah
jesse: I just hate to see that
jesse: when he was saying it
jesse: I was thinking,
jesse: wow, what an elegant solution I have proposed for you
jesse: but you can't possibly use it
jesse: it's like
jesse: imagine you're an alien
jesse: in 1905
jesse: and you're like, well, yeah, you COULD power your car with tiny controlled explosions of a noxious chemical you'll have to tear out of your planet for a hundred years
jesse: but I have this great solution for you
jesse: all you have to do is look inside this four-dimensional box and write down the solution that you see
jesse: what?
jesse: you can't see in four dimensions?
jesse: are you sure?
jesse: well damn
jesse: wish I could help
jesse: it's really frustrating
jesse: it's really frustrating
jesse: I'm going through the cosign crap right now
jesse: and it's like
jesse: "browse cvs source repository for java cosign filter"
jesse: and I'm like
jesse: GAHHHHHH!!
jesse: get behind me, dinosaur codez!
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